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Late Night Savings Found!

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January 20, 2016 by Kendra 3 Comments

Late night savings found at Dollar General!

Disclaimer: Late Night Savings Found is sponsored by Scott and Dollar General. Dear friends and fellow mammas in the trench, the other night we had a near disaster. You know the kind. Where it’s been a busy week (okay who am I kidding, MONTH) and somehow you messed up big time. You forgot something of vital importance and disaster is just one “sit” away. You walk into the bathroom and see this. Now, that isn’t the near disaster. Unfortunately that […]

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Filed Under: Frugal Living Tagged With: budgeting, funny, money saving tips

Reasons My Son is Disgusting ~ Getting More Done + Giveaway!

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April 8, 2015 by Kendra 13 Comments

Reasons my son is disgusting! Sweet, funny and messy little boys.

Reasons My Son is Disgusting, is sponsored by Levana “Do More, Knowing Your Child is Safe”. My sweet little boy, my angel, the one who makes my day and keeps me up all night. He’s so gross. So gross I tell you. Some days I pick him up and one look or one sniff, is enough to make a normal person to put him back down STAT. A few of the reasons my son is disgusting: He thinks the dog’s […]

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Filed Under: Faith & Family, Reviews And Giveaways Tagged With: Ayden, baby, funny

Creativity Can Be Exhausting and The Lesson I Learned

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March 20, 2015 by Kendra 9 Comments

“Creativity Can Be Exhausting” has been compensated by Collective Bias, Inc. and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone. #MullerMoment #CollectiveBias Have you ever had the perfect idea? I mean the type of idea that is going to knock the socks off of all who see it? I did. Let me tell you about it. This idea was so perfect that I nearly did a happy dance just thinking about it. It was going to look beautiful, I would take […]

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Filed Under: Faith & Family Tagged With: diy, fail, funny, good food, relax

Punny Christmas Gifts for Friends and Neighbors

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December 10, 2014 by Kendra 4 Comments

Such a funny Christmas gift to give to neighbors or co-workers! Use puns to make it funny!

This year we we will be giving a lot of Punny Christmas Gifts. Not only are these Christmas gifts humorous, most of them are very practical and useful. A side benefit is the fact that they don’t cost a whole lot either. In fact, the best fun usually is the cheapest. 🙂 You can create a punny gift basket to give neighbors, or a grab bag of funny punny gifts to hand out to co-workers. I made two gift baskets, […]

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Mom’s Lunchtime ~A Tragedy

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December 3, 2014 by Kendra 5 Comments

Mom's Lunchtime: I think she's supposed to be eating, but it doesn't seem to be happening... why?

Mom’s lunchtime: Right before that blessed period called naptime, in which all moms look forward to a little peace and quiet; occurs a tragedy called lunchtime. This time of day is most taxing, and all moms who make it through, deserve a medal for bravery. However, the only badge most mom’s get for surviving mom’s lunchtime, is in the form of refused and flying food. Mom’s Lunchtime ~A Tragedy: Cast: A frazzled mom. A colicky baby. A busy toddler. And […]

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Filed Under: Faith & Family Tagged With: children, family, funny, kids

I Played a Trick on My Husband!

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May 11, 2014 by Kendra 8 Comments

How I played a trick on my husband!

Today I have our lovely Mary and Martha Sponsor here sharing her “I played a Trick on My Husband” story. It’s pretty funny, so keep reading! I Played a Trick on My Husband! by Jane Martin In this past month of March, I played a trick on my husband, something that I rarely do!  You see, my husband has high blood pressure and he loves COFFEE!   “De-caffinated coffee tasted bad” said my dear husband! One day while he was […]

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The Embarassing story of how I Nearly gave Hubby a Concussion

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February 16, 2014 by Kendra 19 Comments

It wasn’t funny at the time, but it is now. Here is my embarrassing story of the time I nearly gave hubby a concussion. My story starts long before I ever met Jason. It starts when I was 10 and my little sister was 2. I was so thrilled to have a little sister (after two brothers), that as soon as she was potty trained I begged for her to share my room and bed. It was fun for awhile, […]

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Marshmallow Jokes and Marriage

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June 16, 2013 by Kendra 18 Comments

What do marshmallow jokes have to do with marriage? #marriage #jokes #pranks #funny

What do marshmallow jokes have to do with marriage? Maybe nothing for you, but for us, they mean a lot of fun. Marshmallow Jokes and more: I know I’ve said before, that Jason and I like to play practical jokes on each other. Today I thought I would share some of those practical jokes. I cannot remember when the marshmallow jokes started, but one day I found a marshmallow in my cereal. So a couple of weeks later, Jason found […]

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Filed Under: Faith & Family Tagged With: fun together, funny, marriage, Matrimonial Monday

Our Unexpected Visitors

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January 9, 2013 by Kendra 21 Comments

our unexpected visitors

Last weekend we had some unexpected visitors, they marched right in and demanded to be fed. But I’m getting ahead of myself here. It was the big family get-together with uncles, aunts, and cousins, the day was filled with the usual. Lots of this:    And plenty of these:    We knew a few of our rather large number had slipped off, but with food time rapidly approaching we also knew they would come back and thought little more of […]

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People are Stupid

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November 29, 2012 by Kendra 15 Comments

Can I really be that dumb?

People are Stupid! Ok to be fair, when I say people are stupid, I mean I am stupid. I pulled the dumbest stunts sometimes. Really, I begin to think that I have an evil (or maybe just dumb) twin in my head. I mean after all, I am really capable of such stupidity? Apparently yes!  Sadly, most of this happens when I am driving. To be honest, I would say I am a good driver, yet there are these times […]

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Fruit Turkey for Your Table

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November 20, 2012 by Kendra 15 Comments

Fruit Turkey

Besides the real thing, decor turkeys are very popular. How about a fruit turkey for edible decor? Isn’t he cute? (we will just assume it’s a tom turkey!) So I made this decorative centerpiece one year for thanksgiving, and it was a huge hit! Problem is, I made it long before my blog was even a dream. What does that mean? No how-to photos. 🙁  However, I think I can explain it well enough, for those who would like this […]

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Some Prayers Please? (I hate the dentist)

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November 16, 2012 by Kendra 10 Comments

Not a long post today, or anything much of anything.  But I hate the dentist office, ok, I hate all Dr.’s offices! lol  Today I get to go stare that one in the face. No, I don’t get to leave with nice clean teeth and a clean feeling mouth. I get to leave with a swollen, numb and cotton ball stuffed mouth. Yup, going to get those wisdom teeth out. You may be wondering why I haven’t done it sooner. […]

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Home School Troubles

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September 4, 2012 by Kendra 7 Comments

I was home schooled from 5th grade up. It is one of the best things my mom ever did for me.  But even home school can have its problems. Those are usually the kids. 🙂 Moms, do you have any idea what’s going on in the school room when you walk out of it? My mom didn’t either! I think it’s just something about January, Christmas break is over, and even though we were supposed to be doing our school, […]

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I’ve Got Talent!

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June 29, 2012 by Kendra 30 Comments

So, on Monday I promised you a super-special view of my awesome talent.   Now mind you. I don’t normally share my talent with every-one so you guys are in for a real treat!:P Did you hear about the I’ve Got Talent link-up? Brooke at Covered in Grace is hosting and it’s sure to be good! You can view the talent of others and then even vote on who has the best talent ever!  But I’m sure you wouldn’t even consider […]

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about-small Hello, my name is Kendra. I am married to an amazing young man named Jason, and together we have 3 boys! Here at A Proverbs 31 Wife, you will find posts on homemaking, natural living, marriage, and motherhood. My goal is to uplift and inspire Christian wives and Mothers. {Read More}

 

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